| 05/27/08 - Uh... I think I bought an old Porn site...
||[May. 27th, 2008|08:57 pm]
For some reason Myspace has been disabling the link to my webpage (www.PoisonApple.com) and I didn't know why. A few of my friends also told me that their work blocked my site so it wouldn't load while they were supposed to be doing their jobs. I didn't figure out till just recently....|
I bought an old porn site! Haha!
Back in 1998 this was like... hot? Yeah. Hot.
I thought that was funny and wanted to share that with you guys :)
Memorial Day was awesome... for my friends and family who went on vacation. I worked all weekend sorting dirty clothes for my dad's dry cleaners and printing stacks of Angel Wings shirts.
I did end up getting to hang out with my old friend, Danica, who I found out is way too cool for me anyway.
Business has been great and I just wanted to thank everyone who has bought shirts or told a friend about my work.
If you guys ever need any help with questions about screen printing, Photoshop, making animations, or buying old porn websites just let me know :)
I've been looking at foreclosure houses and I figure that if I live like a hobo for the next year I can probably afford to get one. There's lots of literature out there for house hunting tips but I found that The Onion Volume 13 circa 2002 book I keep in the bathroom has given me the most interesting advice:
1) The first step in buying a new home is having much more money than you do now.
2) Avoid purchasing a home that is on fire or underwater
3) On any house purchase, be sure to save the receipt in case anything goes wrong.
4) If you are a black family, try to move into an all-white neighborhood. Your arrival will drive property values down, saving your white neighbors a substantial amount in property taxes and making them your friends overnight
5) When looking at a house your wife doesn't like, don't let the real-estate agent pressure you with "whipping" sounds
6) Make sure the neighborhood has a good high school, one close enough to see with a telescope.
7) After becoming a homeowner, be prepared to see your political ideology swing violently to the right.
8) If you cannot afford the home of your dreams, perhaps you can afford the home of Barbie's dreams.
9) Just buy the first house you see. They're all pretty good.
I hope everyone has a good week :)
Porn Site Owner
The angel shirt looks just like a tattoo so that is why it probably is a huge seller. I have one myself and people always go crazy over it when I wear it.
I KNEW it had to be a porno site! the first time my adware program blocked it I figured it might have been a porn site. At least now you know and can take steps to see if that will harm your business.
Brie, I'm sorry I've been lying to you all this time. I'm actually a 45 year old married white guy who likes to hunt and is a vegetarian.
Can we still be friends?
You crack me up!
Um, hello. I'm looking to buy a slightly used porn site. Do you know who I contact for that?
I also spent my memorial day weekend working. I didn't realize it was a holiday weekend until the day before. Every day seems the same when you work from home.
Thank you very much for your kind words via myspace. I have been down in the dumps lately and it helps motivate me.
Good luck on your househunting! That is seriously so exciting...I cannot wait for the day I own a home. Then I can finally get some llammas and chickens.
LOL! Well, after buying my old porn site I ended up buying a couple more porn site names for resale. It's kind of fun typing in dirty words and seeing that someone already owns it.
I heard llamas and chickens don't get along. The llamas are secretly jealous that the chickens can make omelettes whenever they want and chickens are jealous of llamas because... well, they're awesome.
I hope you feel better! Apple power!