06/01/08 - I Bought a New Girlfriend - Slowly Evolving [testimony|evidence|suspects|psychoanalysis]
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06/01/08 - I Bought a New Girlfriend [Jun. 1st, 2008|08:24 pm]
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It's been a while since I've been sweaty. I'd like to think it's because I have a highly evolved system for cooling my body but it's probably because I've been lazy. I'm trying to change that.

In preparation for the summer heat I went jogging outside for the first time in years which didn't kill me as I predicted. I also drove my car without blasting the air conditioner like I normally do as a test of strength and will but it might have caused me to hallucinate.


I think I saw giant bears roaming the freeway.

Hopefully after a few weeks I will have trained my body not to crumple like a fudgesickle under the rays of the sun and I'll be able to do outdoorsy things.

My birthday is coming up (06/06) but I normally don't celebrate it. This year I decided to buy myself a new girlfriend:


Ohh baby, treat me right!

We've already started fighting thanks to Windows 64 Vista and its bitchiness. "Wha-Wha-Wha! So what if I don't work with your Ipod and your old hardware? Go buy me new stuff, you cheapskate!" She wont shut up.

It was actually cool because when when I drove up to Circuit City the people that worked there saw my car and treated me like I was important. I didn't have to make a scene about why they won't price match a website ad or have to fight to get someone to help me. They asked me about my shirts and my company and what kind of graphics work I was going to do with my new computer. It was nice.

Here's what I got myself: 24'' HP Monitor with a HDMI High Definition connection:





For all you other techno nerds I also got an HP Media center computer with:

• Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600
• 750GB hard drive
• 4GB of DDR2 memory
• Built-in TV tuner (For recording live TV)
• NVIDIA GeForce 8500 GT graphics with 512MB dedicated memory
• WiFi
• And other bells and whistles

It's cool because I basically have a Tivo now and it comes with a remote so I can use the computer from my bed. Now if I can get a toilet installed where my old TV used to be I won't ever have to leave my room.

I'm happy for now :) Oh, I'm getting killed on Ebay this week so if you want a shirt from me for cheap go check it out now:

Cheap Poison Apple Shirts on Ebay!!!!!

Oh. I'm bored as hell. I miss high school because everyone was forced to hang out with each other. My friends are too busy doing their own things. They invite me out but it's usually a couples event and that just drives me nuts so I've been staying at home the past couple weeks working. I guess that'll be good for me in the long run. It might be time for a change though. My fortune cookies have all been telling me to take big risks. Those Chinese know their shit.

Well, I'm off to make life better for myself when I turn 30. At least that's what I tell myself. Work hard, Play later. I'm hoping it pays off.
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From:mediocre_pears
Date:June 2nd, 2008 - 03:58 am
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uhm, CIRCUIT CITY? Seriously. I'm hurt.
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From:massivaggressiv
Date:June 2nd, 2008 - 04:01 am
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Hey! It's only because I have Bank of America and their credit card rewards points are for Circuit City. You know I go to Best Buy just to say hi to you. :P
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From:mediocre_pears
Date:June 2nd, 2008 - 04:04 am
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well you OBVIOUSLY need to get a reward zone mastercard.
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From:massivaggressiv
Date:June 2nd, 2008 - 04:10 am
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:P I do have one! It sucks though. Every $250 is only $5. That's only 2%. Do you still work there? I thought you quit!
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From:mediocre_pears
Date:June 2nd, 2008 - 04:36 am
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$250 gets you $10 when you purchase in store on the mastercard.

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From:sixthleafclovr
Date:June 2nd, 2008 - 05:11 am
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Cool, double numbered B-day like me. Except I'm 2/2. =)

Your computer system looks boss. (awesome). Computer screens that big look awesome for digital artwork.
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From:massivaggressiv
Date:June 5th, 2008 - 03:33 am
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Aww Thank you. Yeah! The monitor is awesome because it has these high end digital cable hookups. Your artwork looks awesome on my screen :)

Talk to you soon!
From:arkityp
Date:June 2nd, 2008 - 12:58 pm
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you pwned me on the DDR, mister. you're not allowed to do that!

p.s. if you can't find a GF, i have a week off in august. let's do this.
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From:shadownlite
Date:June 3rd, 2008 - 11:08 am
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Your new computer seriously rocks!
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From:massivaggressiv
Date:June 5th, 2008 - 03:36 am
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Now all I need is a Nikon SLR and we can go take pictures together :P
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From:shadownlite
Date:June 6th, 2008 - 12:27 am
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Haha! You just need a SLR digital period.
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From:ladyheather13
Date:June 5th, 2008 - 02:39 am
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Yay for getting treated all important! :)
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From:massivaggressiv
Date:June 5th, 2008 - 03:35 am
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Yay! You always treat me important so I expect it from others now :)