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06/08/08 - Happy Birthday Mark [Jun. 8th, 2008|10:14 pm]
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On my 26th birthday I convinced myself that, no, I am not in panic mode just yet. There is still plenty of time to amass an army and conquer the Americas.


Napoleon was 27 when he won the Battle of Lodi. I've still got a year.

My cake. Thank you, Mam.

"Mark - Dad and Mam"


I wanted to do a belly flop into the cake in my white jacket so bad


Best Buy Stimulus Check   


A Super Wallet for all the spoils of war


What do you get someone who says they don't need anything? An Earthquake Survival Kit for when Cloverfield happens.


A Mini Electric Lawn Mower for my Zen Garden
 
I was delivering shirts to the post office on my birthday when a woman saw the designs on my car and stopped me in the parking lot. She told me she was the president of the Ovarian Cancer Orange County Alliance and they were having a fund raiser called the Rods and Hogs Poker Run. Normally the greedy little Asian gnome on my shoulder would have called her a pan handler and told her to shake her can of coins somewhere else but I figured I was a year older and a year wiser and I should stop listening to my tiny selfish friend. She asked if I would donate some shirts as prizes for the charity event and I said, "Why not?"

Maybe this "helping people" who "need it" might be my thing. Maybe it'll fill the void that I've recently been trying to fill with birthday cake. All I know is that I'm a little obsessive compulsive and whatever I do I have to do it well. I could be really good at this. Maybe instead of taking over the world I can make it a better place. Yeah. I think that's the new goal. Changing the world one shirt at a time. Oh, I'm also going to wear a cape.

You can't wear a cape unless you are helping people or you'll just look crazy. That's it. The cape sold me. I'm fighting for Good.
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From:katieliz
Date:June 9th, 2008 - 05:37 am
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Happy birthday!
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From:massivaggressiv
Date:June 10th, 2008 - 02:48 am
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Thank you! That made my day a little better :)
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From:shadownlite
Date:June 9th, 2008 - 07:45 am
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I would be tempted to dirty up clothing that white as well.
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From:massivaggressiv
Date:June 10th, 2008 - 02:53 am
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I don't wear white often but when I do I kind of have to go blinding white. The guy at the store who sold me the jacket wouldn't sell me the white pants because he thought it'd be too much. lol Thanks for all the super info last night! :)
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From:shadownlite
Date:June 10th, 2008 - 03:08 am
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You are welcome about the info!

You should have bought the pants! Blinded the parents with the glare!
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From:13fingers
Date:June 9th, 2008 - 02:30 pm
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but what about irkutsk?

and happy bday. :)
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From:massivaggressiv
Date:June 10th, 2008 - 03:04 am
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Irkutsk has never been one of my favorite territories because it holds little strategic value. I've never conquered Asia early before but maybe I'll try this year in our family Thanksgiving Risk Tournament :) I don't get to rub it into their faces often which I should do but I am the 07 champ. Boo ya!

Thank you for the bday wishes :)
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From:schizometric
Date:June 9th, 2008 - 05:59 pm
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That is one gorgeous cake!

Glad you had a nice birthday.

You'll look kick-ass in a cape! :)
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From:massivaggressiv
Date:June 10th, 2008 - 03:05 am
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Thank you, neighbor :) I'd offer you some cake but I think they put bacon in it.
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From:imaxed5770
Date:June 10th, 2008 - 01:17 am
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Happy belated birthday!
Your cake looks so pretty! And so does your jacket and shirt.
I think that your shirts would make wonderful prizes... people will actually WANT them, and wear them, instead of those dinky, frumpy tees you usually get as prizes.
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From:massivaggressiv
Date:June 10th, 2008 - 03:17 am
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Thank you! I've been thinking of donating more and more as business gets better and better. The only thing I'm scared of is that I gave them a bunch of Angel Wings shirts and it's for a Rods and Hogs event. I'm hoping none of the bikers get stabbed because people think they're Hells Angels or something, lol.

I hope you have a lovely week! Oh, happy super belated birthday to you too :)
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Date:June 10th, 2008 - 02:20 am
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From:massivaggressiv
Date:June 10th, 2008 - 03:42 am
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My parents are nice but a little crazy. They spy on my Myspace so I have to play nice there but I can make fun of their mental state as much as I want on LJ.

I wrote a caption under one of my Myspace pictures commenting on my mom's "Crazy Eyes" and she had to have a talk with me.

No birthday pics! You should paint a sweaty fuzzy animal party in the heat in honor of your birthday. I'm sure that'd sell :)

Have a great post-birthday week, Audrey! Talk to you soon.
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From:monst3r
Date:June 10th, 2008 - 06:44 pm
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plus chicks did public displays of generosity, resource and status/power.